Ritual [Shiki-Jitsu] (Hideaki Anno, 2000)
All I want to do is sleep
As a Canadian I can 100% confirm
"Liberation Wrapper" from Japanese burger joint, Freshness Burger designed to, as the name implies, “liberate” women from the constraints of eating large burgers in public. In Japan, it’s considered rude and extremely unattractive to eat with your mouth wide open—especially if one is female; Freshness Burger figured this was the reason women weren’t ordering their burgers so they got to thinking and whipped out this oddly creative solution to their sales problem.
Admittedly, I initially wrote this off as comically weird until I realized that while I don’t shy away from large burgers, I still tend to cover my mouth when I eat—or even laugh—in public so I can see how this could catch on really, really fast. It’s simple, genius and will probably become the norm in all Western-styled fast food joints in Japan.
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
what if the eggs in our ovaries are like the aztecs/mayans where they think they have to sacrifice one of themselves to please their gods which is why every month they send one out of the ovaries on a spiritual journey to the uterus to die as our periods